It Works on my Machine

Application Submission Form

The “It Works on My Machine” Certification Program
Proudly lowering the bar since… probably yesterday.

Name

Application Name

Description

Developer Name

Machine Specifications

Upload Proof of Functionality

Certification Statement

5. Does it run on your machine?

Yes

After I disable antivirus, unplug the mouse, and yell at it.

Define “run.”

Only on Tuesdays.

It launched. Isn't that enough?

6. How do you install it?

npm install && panic

A 24-step README from 2019

We don’t. It installs you.

It came to me in a dream

We don’t talk about install.sh

7. Which environments have you tested on? (Check all that apply)

My machine

My colleague’s machine (but only once)

Production (oops)

The tears of QA

Works great if Mercury is in retrograde

8. Final question: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Yes

That made it worse

I am the bug

By submitting, you agree to our terms: we have none.

*Disclaimer: Certification does not guarantee functionality on machines that are not yours. But you already knew that.